My thoughts on Dora the Explorer

I HATE Dora the Explorer!!!!

I HATE Dora the Explorer for the following reasons:

1).  Dora the Explorer absolutely screams every word that she says.

2).  When on a flight where a child is watching Dora the Explorer DVD's on a laptop and not wearing headphones, then everyone on the plane is forced to hear Dora the Explorer scream Spanish words the entire flight.


Have you ever been, let's say, at the mall and seen some atrocious child making a huge scene and screaming at everyone including their parents.....guess who taught them that skill.....

Dora the Explorer

Or maybe your child runs off into the woods or the wilderness to go on a huge adventure with nothing but their backpack and a strange-colored monkey friend....and you end up having to search for your child hour after hour......you know who's to blame for this one don't you?

That's right, Dora the Explorer

Does your child talk to you in other languages and expect you to understand them?

It's all because of Dora.

I am officially launching the KDC.....that's right the Kill Dora Coalition is now being formed and I am looking for bright minds to help me plot the demise of this annoyance to humanity.  Let me know if you have what it takes to aid in this quest.

I'm out.